Advice, State of the Blog Address, ETC.

I am excited to report that we -- as a blogging unit -- are closing in on Launch Time (LT).

As LT nears, Rob and I (and probably to a lesser extent Lauren, and to maybe no extent at all Jackie--who has yet to publish anything and hasn't even been approved by Rob anyway), ahem, Rob and I realize that we have no idea how to execute said LT.

We plan on changing the name to provide for a more inclusive future. Likely candidates include PREMIUMLIFESTYLEBLOG.BLOGSPOT.COM .
We are welcome for suggestion.

As we creep along with around 6 visitors a day (give or take), and as our 1 cent of ad revenue accrues interests somewhere deep in the vast coffers of google, it's hard not to wonder where we are going to find people who want to read crap like we blog.

What I'm saying is, we're a little short of ideas (personalized-matches?). But if you have a great idea about how we should execute LT, let us know by leaving a comment. Please be detailed and send diagrams if possible.

ALSO ADVICE I've recently come into an exciting new concept for a monthly advice column. Now that I have the formula for sure-fire success, all I need is advice seekers. Please submit your quandaries in the form of a comment and prepare to be amazed by the wisdom I'm about to tap into for y'all.

Now, for my finale, behold the P-FARR dude in period dress/facial hair surrounded by dirty hipster girls!@ Penny farthings are clearly hussy magnates, too bad they're so damn expensive. You'd have to ride in like every parade ever to afford to pay one off, leaving no time with the ladies.